Shirt w/ Built In Abs and Pecs Makes Any Guy Look RIPT
What's a RIPT FUSION shirt? Well it's "a classic men's undershirt injected with steroids," of course. For just $58, it'll add pecs and abs all while sucking in the flabby parts. But even more critical to society, it'll put geeks on the same playing field as jocks, the lazy on the same playing field as the obnoxiously active.
Even if the Ript Fusion is too gimmicky to make you look good, it could eventually make muscles look bad. And in the long run, that's really just as beneficial.
No comment on the actual shirt, except that you're bound to get found out once you get into the bedroom -- which I assume is the endgoal of purchasing such a product...
But MAJOR PROPS to the guy in this photo for fully committing to that ridiculous pose+photo concept. Fierce! ... Oh wait, never mind -- that's just the shirt.
Time to un-pop that collar and learn to tie a tie properly, guy.
